...No I didn't eat two of these and end up feeling too sick for lunch. That would be childish.

These are multi-purpose cookies: mostly as thank-you cookies I promised (several times) months ago, partly as future thank-you cookies to whoever will help my brother and me lift my old desk into his truck tomorrow, and slightly as experimental cookies because last time I made them I didn't like the way they flattened with smooth tops.

That's also why I found it necessary to eat two despite their colossal size. Experimentation. It's science.

I solved the flat/smooth top problem. I could tell you how, but then I'd have to kill you.